With recent acquisitions of companies such as YouTube, Feedburner, and DoubleClick, Google is making it no secret that they want to expand their reach into as many markets as possible while displaying more of their sponsor ads to increase profits.

But where will Google strike next? Below is a list of some advertising opportunities that Google just may be considering.

1. GoogleMoon. GoogleMoon would show Google Ads on the surface of the moon. What better way to reach every human on the planet, even if they don’t have computer? GoogleMoon would involve Google buying NASA from the US Government along with billions of dollars of construction equipment. Nike is already in negotiations with Google to have the “Swoosh” logo plastered across the moon.

2. GoogleCrap. Not to be confused with the average quality of Adsense publisher sites, GoogleCrap will involve Google purchasing each and every public restroom in the world. The new service’s motto will be “When you got to go, go Google” and will include sponsored ads displayed on toilet paper.

3. GoogleHilton. Lastly, in an attempt to capture the largest viewership of any possible acquisition, GoogleHilton will involve buying ad space on Paris Hilton’s lower back. Several pharmaceutical and beer companies are expected to be sponsors.